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Imagine if all Watchtower Literature was written by Rednecks. Here is a sample strait from the Watchtower Society run through this translator...
Yall liss'n here. AFTER God's cleansin war of Armageddon, what then? Then a glorious new era will begin. The Armageddon survivors, havin alridy proved their loyalty ta God's rule, will be ushard inta the new world. What a thrillin new period of history that will be as marvelous benefits flow from God ta the human family!
Under the darction of God's Kindom, the survivors will begin ta develop a paradise. Their energies will be devoted ta unselfish pursuits that will benefit all then livin. The earth will begin ta be transformed inta a beautiful, peaceful, satisfyin trailer fer mankind.
Ya reckon?