CNN: Witch gets state grant

by Gerard 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Gerard
    Gerard

    Them Scandinavians are soooo open minded:

    http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/europe/scandinavia/10/21/offbeat.norway.bewitched.ap/index.html

    OSLO, Norway (AP) -- For self-styled witch Lena Skarninga, getting a small business grant was just the potion needed to cook up a little enterprise.

    It was her detailed business plan that enchanted the Norwegian Industrial and Regional Development Fund, the SND. The Fund awarded her 53,000 kroner (US$7,453) so she could spread her magic to residents around the forest of Nord-Odal, 150 kilometers (93 miles) north of the capital, Oslo.

    Skarning, a 33-year-old practicing witch said she plans to make a living mixing elixirs for clients, selling wares door-to-door and making house calls.

    "I'll travel to their homes," she said Tuesday. "This is what I always wanted to do."

    Her specialty products include night creams for vivid dreams, a day cream to combat indecisiveness and a foot cream to change a user's bad habits.

    Skarning said she has always been a witch, but needed seed money for her business to take root. She attended a seminar on entrepreneurship and then applied for the grant.

    SND spokesman Ove Gahren said the money was awarded for applications that were "exceptional, very innovative, and very importantly, offered a new service or created a job."

    He said the notion of a witch getting a grant may seem out of the ordinary, but her business plan was "pretty reasonable and well thought-out."

    Last year, the agency gave out 3.8 billion kroner (US$534 million) for some 8,000 projects to help develop and promote small business in the Nordic country of 4.5 million.

  • Badger
    Badger
    Witch gets state grant

    Good...now my ex won't hit me up for any cash...

  • JamesThomas
    JamesThomas

    I wouldn't give her a bad time Badge. She may have enough left over to bail you out of prison.

  • SanFranciscoJim
    SanFranciscoJim
    Skarning, a 33-year-old practicing witch said she plans to make a living mixing elixirs for clients, selling wares door-to-door and making house calls.

    Will she also be carrying copies of The Witchtower ??

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