When they enter McDonalds at 10:30 AM for the morning break all in suits and long dresses and all sit together in the non smoking section.
Name a few more...
You know they are witnesses when...
by JH 5 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
you see 2 young kids dressed in suits and ties playing at a door.
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JH
Most of time when I see a car filled to capacity, driving slowly in the city limits, I'm 99% sure they are witnesses.
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Dawn
It's easy to tell them out in service - they're the ones without the namtags and the bicycles
But it's always a bit harder to spot them when they're at the bar.....
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FlyingHighNow
When approached by a vampire, they hold up one finger and back away instead of crossing two fingers, holding them up and backing away. You might have to think on this one for a minute.
Heather
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blondie
You Might Be a Jehovahs Witness If
Christmas makes you avoid shopping malls
You know the zip code for Walkill,NY
You think "WWW" stands for "World Wide Work"
All your lapels have badge holes
You stay in a motel 200 miles from home and you know all the guests
If it wasn't for free E-mail, none of your friends would be on line
Your kids refer to 10:30am as "Break Time"
You shave on Saturday morning
You live in the city, and your allergic to wool but your always looking for sheep
You need two helpers in the back seat to back out of a driveway
"Pioneers" doesn't make you think of log cabins
"Remnant" doesn't make you think of carpets
"RV" doesn't make you think of Winnebagos
"Conductor" doesn't make you think of trains
"Circuit" doesn't make you think of electricity
"Revelation" makes you think of paradise
"Witnessing" doesn't make you think of court
You can't understand why book stores have cash registers
In the last five years you've spent more money on book bags than movie tickets
Your social calander is permanently booked up on Tuesday and Thursday nights
You refer to maps as "territories"This is from Jeff Foxworthy: YOU MIGHT BE A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS IF....
If "pioneer" is not a stereo, "new light" is not something in the housewares
department, and "tract" has nothing to do with land or farming.
If you know when Nisan 14 of the Jewish calendar lands in the Gregorian
calendar from year to year, and yet you commonly forget your own birthday.
If "Memorial Day" isn't in May.
If you spent days at a baseball stadium, never saw a ball, and didn't even
have a beer.
If you think "formal clothing" and "civic center" belong in the same
sentence.
If you wash windows or cars for a living and still own five suits.
If you think nothing of letting your friends stop by to use the bathroom.
If you know the cleanliness of every coffee shop for four towns around.
If you think 2-door vehicles aren't really cars.
If you go to Home Depot and go down the aisle where doors are displayed and
you feel compelled to knock on them.
If you can't buy a pair of shoes without thinking about how comfortable they
will need to be while walking residential streets in 95-degree heat.
If you have a tendency to refer to books by color instead of by title.
If you have a shelf just for 192-page books.
If you can't pick up a book, or anything else to read, without picking up a
pencil or highlighter too.
If you think it is complimentary to refer to someone as "a study".
If you have "get-togethers" rather than "parties".
If, after one of such "get-togethers" at your home, your house is not a mess
and you have more food than when you started.
If you realize things are getting worse, and you're thrilled.