Well folks the barbie was a rip snorter. Ozziepost will fill you in on the nitty gritties. There was plent of sheilas. ozzie got stuck into the plonk but because I forgot to stick a couple of tinnies into the eski I ended up with softies. That'll learn me.
Fortunately there was plenty of dead'orse for the T-bones and the snags. As usual we stayed til closin time.
If yous need a translation ask one of the Aussies. Looking forward to the next one.
None of the watchtower Gestapo tuned up, they haven't got the balls, or is that spelled gall? Pity really I was looking forward to toasting a few Watchtower coppers.
So all you would'aves if You could'aves, be there next time you got nothing to wory about.
THEY DONT GIVE A DAMN about you and me they just care about sucking up to and protecting the queen termite in its termite mount in Brooklyn.
OlderTom