The Church Organist

by Scully 2 Replies latest social humour

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  Scully

  THE CHURCH ORGANIST

  The church organist was a very talented lady. Her name was Miss Bea, who was in her 80's, and had never been married. She was very much admired for her sweetness & kindness to all.

  The Pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the Spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.

  As the Pastor sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Bea had flipped or something!

  When she returned with the tea and cookies, they began to chat. The Pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and it's strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, " I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (pointing to the bowl).

  "Oh yes" she replied. "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last Fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And, you know I haven't had a cold all winter."
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  Stephanus

  The church organist was a very talented lady. Her name was Miss Bea, who was in her 80's, and had never been married.

  Very much like the organist in a former church I attended. The Mormons came round once and in the course of the conversation asked her if they could bless her house. She said that God was already doing a good enough job, but they could have a go if they really wanted to...
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  SadElder

  A Southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis, he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." With even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."Sermon complete, he then sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile. "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365. Shall we gather at the river...