Because I can go to an AWESOME Halloween dance hosted at a huge local cave with my BIG DADDY DEMON-PIMP as his APE BITCH and have the time of my life! And.....he lets me stick stuff in his ear!
Why I LOVE my FREEDOM #567!
by DebraDoll 9 Replies latest jw experiences
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DebraDoll
Sorry, I don't know how to insert photos....trial and error ya know......
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rocketman
Any candy left over?
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Enishi
For the first time in my life, I started handing out candy to trick or treaters. I must say, it was actually rather fun, I especially liked seeing all the neat costumes kids came up with. I saw one who couldn't have been older than five, dressed as the grim reaper.
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DebraDoll
Enishi-did I get a mystery email from you!?
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DebraDoll
This year very few people in my area decorated! What the hell? I add more and more every year and LOVE EVERY Holiday-what fun! But here is an entire lazy sorry ass community, never stiffled by a cult, who don't bother-why do you think that is? The cutest thing happened while I was filling candy bags for adorable little goblins on Friday. A little girl, around 5/6, was dressed as a duck. I was in my ape suit and acted like I was afraid of her, grunting, eeeking, and reaching out quickly to poke her "beak." Most little kids were afraid of me, but she reached out to "pet" my arm, and in the SWEETEST little voice said over and over; "Noooooooo, its ok, its ok Gorilla, I am a duck, its ok, nice Gorilla, its ok......." Then she reached up to hug me. Oh my gawwwwwdddddd, I had all to do to stop laughing. Yes, I LOVE dressing up for Halloween so much that maybe I will buy a Santa or "Frosty" Suit for Xmas!!!!
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franklin J
...just love that Ape Bitch.....LOL...I just have to get me one of those!!!
Hope you had fun!
Frank
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SpunkyChick
APE BITCH
LMAO!
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DebraDoll
Fun!?! That word doesn't even come close! I made up for almost 30 years (escaped in '85) of repression that night! LOL! I want to keep the costume to do singing telegrams and process serving in it-what do you think? (yup-I can sing!)
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DebraDoll
What was YOUR favorite Halloween experience? Mine took 18 years to experience after escaping!