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Thought you might enjoy a chuckle entitled.... A Typical Saturday morning
by shotgun 5 Replies latest social humour
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JamesThomas
That pretty well sums up my Saturday mornings.
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shotgun
A Typical Saturday morning
Doorbell rings
Good morning I’m calling with our latest bible based Journals heralding the destruction of all mankind not associated with the one true religious organization! (Mine)
What makes you so sure your religion is the true one approved by God?
Well partly because God is always correcting us by having our teachings changed. We often discard what was once taught as truths revealed from God as being in reality false teachings. A sure sign of truth and Gods direction don’t you think?
Was the Fifth Estate program, which aired last year and is being re-broadcast Sept 3 correct when it identified more than 23,000 molestation cases on file at your New York headquarters stating only a handful had been reported to police.
I personally don’t believe it because Satan controls the media along with everyone one else in the world including you, and he continually tries to make my religious Organization that bears Gods name look bad.
The Guardian newspaper in the UK exposed your religion as being a member of the UN after which they promptly ended their membership. Can you explain why one of your Journals constantly denounces the UN as the disgusting Wild Beast of Revelation while at the same time the other companion Journal praised many aspects of the UN humanitarian agencies and submitted these to the UN as part of its membership requirements?
We only maintained that membership because it allowed us to use the library of the Wild Beast. We certainly did not commit fornication with it like all the other Christian religions that the bible refers to as Harlots.
If I were to research your religions history and found you had strayed from bible teachings and taught interpretations of the men leading your organization like that the end was coming in 1874, 1878, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1942, 1975 or that you had taught accepting vaccines, organ transplants and serums for hemophiliacs was against Gods will only to later reverse this and say its not against Gods will could I then leave freely?
Yes you could freely leave as the bible does teach to separate yourself from any religion that has false teachings but in our case that does not apply because we always have the truth, we call it the present truth. I’m not sure if you know it, all your former friends and family would shun you for leaving Gods organization as well. I also think you are wrong about us teaching the end coming in 1925, we taught Abraham, Isaac and Jacob would be resurrected in that year, when they didn’t show up we built a house for them in San Diego named Beth Sarim just in case they arrived unexpectedly and all the hotels were full.
How much do your Journals cost?
Actually they have been free since March 1990 less than two months after the Tax laws had changed in the US, which would have then taxed religious literature with an associated cost. We saw the light on that one so fast that the March Journals were free but still had the price posted on the inside cover.
How do you finance your work on voluntary donations only?
Well the New York Post published our revenue from 2001, as being 951 million US dollars and the literature is free only in the countries where it would be taxed otherwise. Money has gotten so tight we have had to counter-sue all the people that have sued us and won over molestation cover-ups just to help us pay our own court costs.
I’m sorry it does not sound to me like you have been very honest with your followers and suing child abuse victims for your court costs when you made almost one Billion US dollars makes you look like the disgusting Wild Beast to me. Please put me on your do not call list.
Ok that’s no problem I’ll pray that you die before Armageddon, as we believe all the wicked that are dead will be resurrected while all the wicked that are alive will be put to death. As for deceiving our followers, they believe everything we tell them so in a way they aren’t being deceived. By the way did you want to make a contribution or not.
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shotgun
Ok that time it worked.....
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Guest 77
The cheque is in the mail.
Guest 77
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Special K
Well shotgun.. I think you have just about summed it all up.
I sense a lot of disqust with the WTBTS and rightfully so.
They have mislead many and hurt many as well.
sincerely
Special K