Drunk Things.......

by ApagaLaLuz 3 Replies latest social humour

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

    - Indubitably;

    - Innovative;

    - Preliminary;

    - Proliferation.

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

    - Specificity;

    - British Constitution;

    - Passive-aggressive disorder;

    - Loquacious Transubstantiate.

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY

    WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

    - Thanks, but I don't want to have sex;

    - Nope, no more beer for me;

    - Sorry, but you're not really my type;

    - Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight;

    - Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

  • Jesika
    Jesika

    LMAO and pleading the 5th.

    Jes

  • Faraon
    Faraon

    Jessika,

    LMAO and pleading the 5th

    I did that too when I was younger.

    I now plead the pint.

  • shamus
    shamus

    Good post! Hee hee!!

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