Two mice were cowering in the mousehole while the cat approached.
"Miaow ... Miaow ... Miaaoow ...." they heard.
Then "Woof ... Woof ... Woof ...." the sound of a furious dog, a spitting retreat, and thankful silence.
Cautiously the two mice crept out of shelter --- and the cat pounced on them, remarking as he ate them up:
"I always knew it would be useful to have a second language."
I had to share this with all you cat lovers. If I knew how to post a cat picture I would.
