A GUIDE TO GETTING PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY - 10 tips for all you dummies
1.) Do your best to insult everyone's intelligence and upset them as much as possible. Personal attacks are especially effective at getting people on your side.
2.) Make your USER NAME grammatically wrong. For example, don't use a plural 's' when it is needed. Or use a chain toy store's capital R.
3.) Claim to be an expert in some field and then use a name for a tool that no one in that industry ever uses.
4.) Tell people they are immoral because they lack a particular belief (especially a belief that isn't substantiated by any evidence).
5.) Completely missrepresent peoples statements and then immediately turn around and tell them to "learn how to read."
6.) Group people who aren't connected in any meaningful way and then say "people like you" are the cause of some problem.
7.) When someone corrects a mistake you made turn around and accuse them of just looking it up on Google and that they're pretending to be an expert.
8.) Have poor math skills.
10.) After you attack and/or insult people - use 'LOL' to confuse them.
Alright dummies, use these tips so you're not such a big idiot . . . LOL.