Gender definitions

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  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    Definitions by Gender

    THINGY:
    female: Any part under a car's hood.
    male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra

    VULNERABLE:
    female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    male: Playing football without a helmet.

    COMMUNICATION:
    female: The sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
    partner.
    male: Leaving a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend
    with the boys.

    BUTT:
    female: The body part that "looks bigger" no matter what is
    worn.
    male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home
    run, or goal. Also good for mooning.

    COMMITMENT:
    female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    male: Trying not to pick up other women while out with
    girlfriend.

    ENTERTAINMENT:
    female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    male: Anything that can be done while drinking

    FLATULENCE:
    female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
    male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and
    male bonding.

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