Top Ten George W. Bush Complaints About England

by BeelzeDub 5 Replies latest social humour

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  BeelzeDub

  10. "Clocks are five hours fast"

  9. "Everybody's speaking some crazy foreign language"

  8. "Harry Potter won't return phone calls"

  7. "So touchy about minor things...like going to war under false pretenses"

  6. "They don't know where Saddam is either"

  5. "Queen Elizabeth not half as funny as 'King of Queens'"

  4. "Disappointed to learn 'Big Ben' is just a giant clock"

  3. "Pack a gum costs 2 pounds -- who carries two pounds of money?!"

  2. "I've been here for 36 hours and Prince Charles hasn't made a single move on me"

  1. "Driving on the left reminds me of my drinking days"
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  Soledad
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  Gadget

  LOL!

  Except that I'm not too happy with him at the minute, because he's been stopping a few miles from my house today and they keep closing the roads because of it. Its been a nightmare trying to get anywhere!
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  stillajwexelder

  Big Ben is not abig clock -- it is a big bell to be precise -- Sorry I know this is the jokes section
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  Aztec

  "Driving on the left reminds me of my drinking days"

  OMG! Too funny! LOL!

  ~Aztec
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  FlyingHighNow

  Those are ever so clever.

  Do you mind if I add some comments made by The Prez. on Conan O' Brien's show?

  The Prez: England's weird. They speak English over here but they speak it wrongly.
  They call it a lift instead of the magic up and down box.
  They call me Wanker instead of Mr. President.
  Conan: So they call the vice president Vice Wanker then? No the brits call him
  Douche Bag.
  Conan: Uh, Mr. President....
  Prez: Out of respect for the Brits call me Mr. Wanker please. Gotta go, I got a busy schedule.
  1st they got me goin' to England, then to Great Britian, then some place called the U.K. and if there's time then London.

  Hope you didn't mind my add on.

  Heather