A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on his brith...He wanted to make sure that they understood that the birth of Jesus occured a long time ago,that he grew up, etc....So he asked his class, " Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in Heaven."
Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart"
Little Johnny,waving his hand furiously,blurted out,"I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"
The whole class got very quiet,looked at the teacher and waited for a response.The teacher was completely at a loss for a few long seconds.He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.
And Little Johnny said,"Well...every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door,and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there??
Morty.....just wanted to share this e-mail I recieved...thought it was to funny......