Embarassing Moments

by Tashawaa 3 Replies latest social humour

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  Tashawaa

  I sorta have a knack for embarassing myself. I'll say something and once its out of my mouth, I realize it has a "double meaning"...

  A couple of days ago I was putting up my curtains. I was standing on a chair and when I stepped down, I slammed my butt on the corner of the chair. I have a huge bruise under the cheek and the muscle sorta hurts.

  I work in very "professional" offices. I was walking down the hall (just now), and I have a slight limp (due to accident). Anyway, one of my male co-workers noticed my limp and made a comment. I turned around, looked them both in the eye and said...

  " I sat on something hard and bruised my butt "

  OMG - I had to return to my office, with them laughing hysterically - I had tears rolling down my face. We're all going for drinks after work on Friday. I hope they forget about it by then.
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  Sassy

  well if they are good natured, they might never let you forget it.. The best thing is to laugh with them. We all say things at times that we don't expect to come out the way they did.
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  ESTEE

  We're all going for drinks after work on Friday. I hope they forget about it by then

  Tash ... just know ... they ain't never gonna let that one go!!!

  ESTEE
  
  
  
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  Stephanus

  I was chatting with a woman once about that McDonalds case where the woman spilt the coffee in her lap and sued because the coffee was too hot. I said to her "Have you ever done that"

  She said "Had something hot between my legs? No."

  I suddenly twigged to what she'd said and asked "What did you just say????"

  She realised and said "Nothing..."

  Too late! LOL