Joanne's amazing Anagrams!
One of the things that helped Joanne cope with being brought up in a religious cult, was her fantastic sense of humour and her love of reading. Joanne told me that she and a friend used to be so board during the meetings, they would play word games just to pass the time. One of the things they would do was to guess or estimate the number of words in a pararaph or on the page they were studying, then count everyone and see who was the closest!
28 years later, she gave up counting! ;-)
One day, her attention was drawn to "Anagrams" and she decided to turn her hand to it. She said to me, "The Watchtower are experts at playing with words, lets see what comes from their own words!"
She set to work and showed me a couple she had done, I was really amazed.
So I looked on the internet to see if I could find any more Watchtower, Jehovah's witness related anagrams. Someone must have done some I thought, so I searched and searched but I found only the one !
This was an anagram of their name / title, Jehovah's witness , and re-arranging these letters, using them all, and keeping it in contex, ( something the Watchtower find very difficult to do! ), you get...
The Jewish Son saves!
Amazing eh!
If it wasn't so ironic, you could almost believe that God had hidden the truth in their own name , a truth they are so desperate to hide from people!
But if that was the case, ;-) ...then check out the following:
Joanne put pen to paper and came up with these original amazing anagrams!
| 1. Governing body | By God or vending? |
| 2. Paradise Earth | Air reaps death! |
| 3. Revelation book | Rate book on evil! |
| 4. Watchtower | Crew to what? |
| 5. Public talk | Pull it back! |
| 6. Harp of God | O, hard goof! |
| 7. Circuit assembly | Lies, but I cry scam! |
| 8. Evil slave | Lies valve! |
| 9. Ministerial servant | It strains servile man! |
| 10. Beth Sarim | Sham tribe! |
| 11. Judicial meetings | Lame justice, dig in! |
| 12. The New World Translations | A wanton retell, thins words! |
| 13. Pioneer | I peer on! |
| 14. Pioneer | Ripe one! |
| 15. Field service | Vice is freed! |
| 16. Field service | Devils fierce |
| 17. Disfellowshipping | Spells: if in God, whip! |
| 18. District overseer | Ever do is restrict! |
| 19. Theocratic | Hectic rota! |
| 20. Theocracy | O, cry cheat! |
| 21. Armageddon | God damn era! |
| 22. Armageddon | An armed God! |
| 23. Sing praises to Jehovah | Oh no!- vast Pharisee jigs! |
| 24. Insight on the Scriptures | Gist - puts no Christ in here! |
| 25. Knowledge that leads to everlasting life | Legends revealed- know that it fails, let go! |
| 26. Life- How did it get here! By evolution or creation? | Weave fiction- no biology truth here, editor lied! |
| 27. The truth that leads to everlasting life | EG: An evil faith- the latest truths retold! |
| 28. The finished mystery | RE: Hefty myths inside! |
| 29. Gods stone witness | No sense, twists God! |
| 30. Studies in the scriptures | Us print the diciest ruses! |
| 31. The secret of family happiness | Sect not happy- free life is sham! |
| 32. Your youth- Getting the best out of it | Oy! It tethers you, but fight on, get out! |
| 33. All scripture is inspired of God and beneficial | Crisis- IE: Our one is clipped, altered and baffling! |
| 34. Deliverance | An evil creed! |
On our day out, Joanne just felt she had more revelations to offer, revealing the inner meanings of Watchtower book titles and Jehovah's witness wording. Joanne came out with 2 more, the last of which, is for me, just the best !
Forget the "Bible code" just check these out for hidden truths! ;-)
| 35. Reasoning from the Scriptures | RE: Crap- outright nonsense! |
| 36. You can live forever in paradise on earth | A liars prediction - never a heaven for you! |
Is there no stopping this girl!? Gifted? Maybe! Guided? Definately! ;-)
| 37. This means everlasting life | A lie enslaves, stir men- fight! |
| 38. The truth shall make you free | You hear them sell fake truth! |
| 39. Is this life all there is? | Hell. IE- Shiftiest liars! |
| 40. Our Lords return | Re-run Lords tour! |
| 41. Our Lords return | Old error- us turn! |
| 42. The great crowd | Created growth! |
| 43. Circuit overseer | Our severe critic! |
| 44. The presiding overseer | It's depressing over here! |
| 45. The presiding overseers | The inspired go reverse! |
| 46. The anointed | Ah! detention! |
| 47. Kingdom Interlinear | More in altred thinking! |
| 48. Pay attention to Daniels prophecy | I con, yet play at anointed prophets! |
| 49. Should you believe in theTrinity? | No! I bury the unholiest evil diety! |
| 50. Pay attention to yourselves and to all the flock | A lackeys tool to spy, to unnerve, to dent all faith! |
It is worth remembering that to do these 50 anagrams,Joanne only used a pen a paper and NOT a computer with special software! Joanne has asked for any ideas, book titles, phrases to make more anagrams out of! She is suffering with extremely painful sciatica and doing these anagrams has taken her mind of the pain.
As with the rest of the web site, please feel free to use these or share with a friend but we ask you not to alter them in any way. Thanks and have some fun!
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