>Mr Honda, of the Honda Motor Corporation, dies and goes to heaven for
>judgement. At the gates, St. Peter tells Mr Honda, "Since you've been such
>a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you
>can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>
>Mr Honda thinks about it for a minute and then says, "I want to hang out
>with God. I have a question for Him". St. Peter takes Mr Honda to the
>Throne Room and introduces him to God.
>
>He then asks God, "Aren't You the inventor of women?" God says, "Ah, yes.
>Indeed I am".
>
>"Well," says Mr Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some major
>design flaws in your design. There's too much inconsistency in the
>front-end protrusion. It chatters constantly at high speeds. Most of the
>rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. The intake is placed way too
>close to the exhaust. Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are
>outrageous, and I don't even wanna start talking about the maintenance
>costs."
>
>"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points" replies God, "Let's have a wee
>look." God goes to his Celestial super computer, types in a few things and
>waits for the answer.
>
>After a moment God says, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to
>be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my
invention
>than yours."
Why men like motor bikes? Joke.
by BLISSISIGNORANCE 4 Replies latest social humour
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BLISSISIGNORANCE
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Valis
*LOL* Hondas rule...*LOL*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Stacy Smith
Another point for women, when woman are on top men seem to enjoy that much more than when the motorcycle is on top.
Wait, does this mean I'm going to be ridden more than a Honda?????
Hope so
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Stacy Smith
Ummmm Valis, it appears that that poor lady with the implants has forgotten to put her pants on. You should have told her instead of just sitting there grinning like a gooney bird
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smack
what colour are her eyes BB?
Steve
Tasmanian Overbeer
