by Yerusalyim 7 Replies latest social humour
I've discovered a connection between going on vacation and my wife getting pregnant...go figure.
A few years ago I vacation in Hawiai...the wife ends up pregnant.
I vacation to the Virgin Islands...the wife gets pregnant
I vacation in Italy...the wife gets pregnant
This year my vacation plans involve travel to New York...I've come up with a solution for the issue of my wife getting pregnant....
THIS TIME I'M BRINGING HER ON VACATION WITH ME!
No sense of humor this morning????
I thought it was funny.
Did you read the missionary sex joke?
CZAR
Well, I think it's funny!!! Actually, Yeru, the problem is you keep taking her to romantic places. Some of the Navy guys who were stationed in Hawaii during the 50's (when I was conceived and born) used to complain that all they had to do was pass their wives' panties drying on the line and they got pregnant! Must've been the sand, the surf, and . . . whatever!
Anyway, good joke!
Nina
I've discovered a connection between going on vacation and my wife getting pregnant...go figure
Mike.....your problem has an easy solution. The next time you go on vacation........take your wife with you, and maybe it won't happen again.
Gumby
Czar,
I did indeed read the "Missionary" joke, which is what gave me the idea to post this.
THIS TIME I'M BRINGING HER ON VACATION WITH ME!
Either this or I'll be leaving her a gross of cond*ms
hmmmm
take the milk man on vacation and beat the crap out of him if he makes a move on you
