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by ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara 5 Replies latest jw friends

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  ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

  A monk joins an abbey ready to dedicate his life to copying ancient books by hand. After the first day though, he reports to the head priest. He's concerned that all the monks have been copying from copies made from still more copies.

  "If someone makes a mistake," he points out. "It would be impossible to detect. Even worse the error would continue to be made."

  A bit startled, the priest decides that he better check their latest effort against the original which is kept in a vault beneath the abbey. A place only he has access to.

  Well two days, then three days pass without the priest resurfacing. Finally the new monk decides to see if the old guy's alright. When he gets down there though, he discovers the priest hunched over both a newly copied book and the ancient original text. He is sobbing and by the look of things has been sobbing for a long time.
  

  "Father?" the monk whispers.

  "Oh Lord Jesus," the priest wails. "The word is 'celebrate.'

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  Have a good weekend all !

  Zing
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  stan livedeath

  gotta grab that
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  Giordano

  I'm going to try one.

  After a pair of Jehovah’s Witnesses knocked on the front door of a home, they heard a faint, high pitched, “Come In” from within the house.

  With some reservations, they tried the door and it was locked, so they went around to the back door.

  They knocked and heard again the high pitched “Come In”.
  As they entered the kitchen a huge, snarling Doberman cornered them.

  Plastered against the wall, they cried out for help, only to hear the same little voice say “Come In”.
  Looking around the room, they identified the sound as coming from a cage, within which was a parrot!

  One of the JW’s shouted at the parrot – “Is that all you can say?”
  The parrot cocked his head to the side, looking at them very carefully.

  Then it said, “Sic ’em!” Squawk.
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  Doctor Who

  What do you get when you cross a devil worshiper with a Jehovah's Witness?
  Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.
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  Saltheart Foamfollower

  A hairdresser is cutting a young man's hair and asks him what he does. He tells her he sets up food banks to help the poor. She decides not to charge him.

  The next morning when she gets to work there is a bunch of flowers and a thank you note from him.

  Later, another young man comes in. She asks him what he does and he tells her he helps the homeless. She decides not to charge him.

  The next morning when she gets to work there is a box of chocolates and a thank you note from him.

  Later, another young man comes in. She asks him what he does and he tells her he is a pioneer and explains what that means. She decides not to charge him.

  The next morning when she gets to work there are 20 pioneers waiting.
  
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  ZindagiNaMilegiDobaara

  A man dies and meets Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

  Saint Peter welcomes the newcomer and gives him a conducted tour of heaven. He walks down the corridor with many rooms.

  The doors of all the rooms are open and the occupants are happily moving from one room to another.

  Peter explains that each of the rooms contains a different Christian denomination. When Peter and the newcomer arrive at the end of the corridor there is a door slammed tight shut.

  There is a notice on the door, it reads “Do not disturb” signed Jehovah Witnesses. Saint Peter puts his finger to his lips and says “Shhhh”. The newcomer replies “Why”.

  “Because”, says Saint Peter, “they think they are the only ones here”

  Zing