WHY DID I HAVE SO MANY JOBS?
I became a Velcro salesman, but I couldn't stick with it.
And besides - it was a ripoff.
I tried my hand at a career in tennis, but it wasn't my racket and I was too high strung.
I was a masseur for a while, but I seemed to rub people the wrong way.
Next I got a job at a pool company, but the work was too draining.
Then?
I was a historian, but I couldn't see a future in it.
I took a job as an elevator operator—the job had its ups and downs, and I got the shaft.
I became a banker, but I had an affair with boss's wife because she promised to hold my interest right up to the moment of withdrawal.
I just lost my job as a psychic. I did not see that coming.
If a job’s worth doing, it’s too hard.
I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn’t do it anymore.
I love being a maze designer. I get completely lost in my work.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
I think my job interview to be a bug sorter went well. I boxed all the right ticks.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it.
Frankly, the job was just sew-sew.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
I had a job at Minute Maid orange juice. I got fired because I couldn’t concentrate.
I became a professional fisherman but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
And finally - I just didn't have the patience to be a Doctor.
I would seek employment at Apple, but they have no Jobs since Steve passed.