I wouldn't presume that I am anywhere as near as popular as Mssr. Iron Gland....
Therefore, I will not charge you $5 to meet me - instead, I am offerring the boon of TWO US dollars to anyone who meets me. That's right, you heard me - I will GIVE YOU two bux!
Here are the rules:
A. find me
B. meet me
and your net worth will be almost immediately increased by $2.
This is not a SCAM! So, Nosferatu - no funny tricks - I will NOT pose for photos!
Because of the anticipated great demand, this offer expires at midnight, December 31, 2003.
Hurry - I have TWO bucks with your name on it!