Crazy statements from JWTalk

by Jehovah lol 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Jehovah lol
    Jehovah lol

    I'm sure many of you are aware of the JWTalk site, a message board which has yet to succumb to apostasy (give it time).

    Some of the forums there are visible to the public, and I've seen some crazy stuff. Here is a sampling:

    "Satan is really trying his best to make things worst for the witnesses, knowing the 6,000 years is almost up, from Eve's CREATION!"

    It looks like JWs are still well into their numerology. It just shows the mental contortions they'll resort to in order to convince themselves they're living close to the end. This one is particularly desperate though. The bible gives no indication of when Eve was created so it's pointless to even consider her creation as a factor if you're so inclined to think in such a way.

    Later in the same thread a poster mentions how JWs once thought that the end would come in 1975 because they 'read too much into the Watchtower's words' and that the WTS 'never said the end would come in 1975'. They really are deluded.

    In a thread about the 1988 Revelation book, someone has a moment of promising curiosity.

    "I wonder why the organization chose to delete it from the website, especially after we studied it multiple times!"

    Yes, I wonder. Not to worry though, a genius is on hand to solve the problem.

    "It was outdated since it was from 30 years ago [as of 2018]. A new one is likely in the works since publications are often deleted before a new version is made. Shows how close to the Great Tribulation we are. When the "Finished Mystery" came out {Primarily a judgement message against Babylon the Great in 1917} then two years later was the spiritual fall of Babylon the Great in 1919. So perhaps a new Revelation book will come out again just before the Great Tribulation and the final fall of Babylon the Great."

    The cognitive dissonance is strong with this one. In the very next post in the thread, someone offers an extended list of 'clarified beliefs' since 1988, without a hint of irony. How can people be so blind? The list includes everything from the feet in Nebuchadnezzar's dream image to couples drinking alcohol together before being engaged. https://jwtalk.net/forums/topic/23421-does-anyone-have-a-copy-of-the-revelation-book-in-pdf-they-could-share-with-me-please/

    "The meeting of President Trump with his military was the same night that Belshazzar met with his military.The night of October 5. Sure is a coincidence and does not mean absolutely nothing is just coincidence. This autumn feels different. The world is falling apart but Jehovah's organization continues to move forward and up. Truly we can not give up now more than ever. Only a love and an unshakable faith along with loyalty, endurance and courage will help us to continue and pass the final test. The undeserved kindness of Jehovah will be with all those who are loyal to him."

    The world is not falling apart and the WTS is begging for money. But keep telling yourself everything is going to plan. If you really think the world is falling apart then maybe you should open a history book and educate yourself on how difficult life used to be, before we had medicine and an understanding of hygiene, and the life expectancy was barely 50.

    "Sounds like the world scene is about to start changing, now is the time to hold on to Jehovah's chariot and not let go!"

    In fairness, a chariot is positively modern compared to the modes of transport we'd have to settle for in the New System.

    "I think they are talking about how in the greek scriptures the only way they can put Jehovah in the text is recognixing where in the hebrew the quotes are from and so they are putting jehovah back in where those quotes are............ why they aren't there in the first place is a little strange to me... but i'm not a scholer or translator so.... but i understand the logic.... just not why the greek text don't use jehovah's name anywayz?"

    Instead of asking why the New Testament doesn't use Jehovah's name, why not try to find out why the WTS shoehorned Jehovah into the New Testament instead? The answer may prove enlightening.

    This thread bemoans gay marriage in Australia and contains predictably disturbing bigotry and hysterics. 'Oh won't someone think of the children!' https://jwtalk.net/forums/topic/33597-yes-to-gay-marriage-wins-in-australia/

    There's a thread in which some crackpot scholar is praised for claiming Jesus didn't die on a cross. Iv'e never understood why JWs get so hung up (pun unintended) on the position of Jesus's hands when he died. I can't think of anything less important. https://jwtalk.net/forums/topic/881-jesus-may-not-have-died-on-the-cross-christian-scholar-claims/

    There's also the inevitable smattering of threads and posts about how bloodless surgery vindicates the Watchtower's position on transfusions, even though their reasoning is entirely doctrinal, not medical.

    Feel free to share any that you've found as well.

  • Stealth
    Stealth

    If I wanted to listen/read what crazy JWs have to say, I would go to the Kingdom Hall or JWTalk.

  • VW.org
    VW.org

    Very interesting article. Thank you for the information.

  • darkspilver
    darkspilver

    Steath: If I wanted to listen/read what crazy JWs have to say, I would go to the Kingdom Hall or JWTalk.

    haha, yeah, too right!

    Jehovah lol is really lol'ing going

    Crazy!

    Crazy!

    Crazy!

    Crazy!

    And not in a Patsy Cline way either :-/

  • Jehovah lol
    Jehovah lol
    Why are you so drawn to these threads, you're like a scavenging hyena.
  • scratchme1010
    scratchme1010

    Yeah, they are crazy, I don't need to read anything to know it already.

  • Saename
    Saename
    Iv'e never understood why JWs get so hung up (pun unintended) on the position of Jesus's hands when he died. I can't think of anything less important.

    How about... beards? or yoga? or oral sex? or saying "Bless you"? At least the last one's gotta be less important :D

    There's also the inevitable smattering of threads and posts about how bloodless surgery vindicates the Watchtower's position on transfusions, even though their reasoning is entirely doctrinal, not medical.

    Yeah... I hate that boogeyman of theirs. It's true that in plenty of situations, patients can survive and recover without blood transfusion. But then there are plenty of situations where blood transfusions are necessary. So, no, bloodless surgery doesn't vindicate their position at all since their position is that even when blood transfusions are absolutely necessary, accepting them still would be a sin. A sin. Because they view it as a sin and not as a medical error, no medical discovery could ever vindicate their position.

    By the way, is it possible to create an account on their website somehow? What troubles me is that you have to give them your information such as the congregation you belong to. Do they somehow contact the congregation you list in order to confirm that you're an active member? I'm asking because I'd like to create an account (just to see what they post), but I'm not sure if they'd be able to see through me.

  • darkspilver
    darkspilver

    And not in a Patsy Cline way either....

    ... and moving into Taylor Swift territory....

    ...Crazier...

    ... or should that actually be Gary Numan territory??

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