1. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the
holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
2. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes
crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big,
red Santa suit!
3. Build an army of snowmen on the roof, holding signs - "Bah
Humbug" and "Santa Unfair To Elves."
4. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the
chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.
5. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as
he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed
that last payment, and take off.
6. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed.
When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say,
"Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."
7. Leave out a copy of your Christmas list with last-minute
changes and corrections.
8. While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
9. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure
to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a
red nose!" and fire a gun.
10. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then
say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."
10 Ways To Confuse Santa
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Gadget
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morty
lmao.......that is too funny Gadget...Must photo copy this and pass it on....Merry Christmas
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Valis
You could always make him some nice pot brownies...eheh..
Set up Hannukah or Kwanzaa stuff all over the house
Ya and I was gonna say invite your redneck friends to set up deer stands near your house..eheh
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
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Eyebrow2
that is great hahahh
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bebu
10. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then
say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us."That was good!
bebu
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SanFranciscoJim
Pretend to be a Jehovah's Witness, hand Santa an anti-Christmas issue of the Watchtower, and tell him he is posessed by demons.
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Gadget
Pretend to be a Jehovah's Witness, hand Santa an anti-Christmas issue of the Watchtower, and tell him he is posessed by demons.
LMAO!!!!!!
