Yes, lefties, here's your chance to stimulate the economy and support socialism all at the same time! The principled people at the Communist Party USA are offering merchandise for sale, such as "Commie Bear" (aaaaaahhh), or the Karl Marx lunchbox.
But wait a minute, surely the exploitative pigs don't want money for this stuff, do they? Shouldn't they be giving to each according to our needs? After all, sharing is the way to everyone becoming wealthy, isn't it?