"A source of encouragement" I think not

by Mysterious 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Mysterious
    Mysterious

    Elders are a source of encouragement, I really think not. The last I checked not commenting at the Watchtower study was not a crime. But the conductor made sure to come up to me after and interrogate me about "where was my hand" and then ask mom about my study habits.

    A different elder gave the talk today. He was talking about all the blood and bodies that would be strewn about after Armageddon and how it "wouldn't be a pretty sight" but not to worry because if we trust in God we "may be concealed" in the day of his anger.

  • seattleniceguy
    seattleniceguy

    Hang in there, Mysterious!

    Just a little while longer and the [elder encouragement] will be no more.

    SNG

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    With the kind of encouragement you will get from Elders in general you would, freeze, starve, and die of dehydration! That is after they laid all the guilt they could muster on you. Remember, they learn their love from the very best...the Governing Body! Maverick

  • Odrade
    Odrade

    yeah, we had our bookstudy conductor say that "not commenting during meetings was pleasing Satan." WTF???

    Odrade

  • seattleniceguy
    seattleniceguy

    Odrade: LOL! That's sick! Brothers, did you know that not putting down the toilet seat pleases Satan? Satan is also highly pleased by using pencil instead of blue highlighter (like me) to study the WT. And finally, using those blasted Susan B. Anthony coins without doubt falls in the realm of Satan-sanctioned, hell-spawned, Lucifer-approved, demonic activity.

    SNG

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    LOL @ SeattleNiceGuy! All I can think of is Ian McKellen (pre-LOTR) yelling:

    "There be no butter in Hell!"

    Anyone else seen that movie?

  • seattleniceguy
    seattleniceguy

    Seen it, dude! Oh man, that is funny. What was the name of that flick...?

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    That's Cold Comfort Farm! A sort of grown-up Mary Poppins story. I only saw it recently, at Piph's urging, but it was too funny.

  • seattleniceguy
    seattleniceguy

    Oh yeah...I remember that now. That was a pretty good film.

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