The Church of the SubGenius is a worthy replacement for the WTBTS. In fact, sometimes I have a hard time telling them apart!
JEHOVAH KILLS those who drudge their lives away without knowing who He is, but he REWARDS the ones who recognize His STARK FIST and carry out His SEEMINGLY IMMORAL PLANS while SLACKING OFF EVERY CHANCE THEY GET.
Here's the page in the SubG pamphlet I'm quoting. And remember the spiritual words of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs:
"You'll pay to know what you really think!"