Yol.
403 miles Mike, 5 hours, not bad, not bad at all.
Thankyou Englishman for the tea this afternoon, most pleasurable and do give my kindest regards to George, your pussy.
Aye, today, I was up at 0530hrs, 4 hours sleep, 400 mile drive and on the way, popped into see Englishman, and, what a lovely fellow he is. However, anyone pick on his wife again, an I'm going to boot your friggin ass, so leave off.
Here, today I traversed the Grand Canyon of North Somerset, Cheddar Gorge, scrumpy country. Blimey, tis ruddy bootiful up his way, didn't know it was like that, so picturesque, very nice indeedy.
Anyway, I'm bollockin freakin friggin knackered, so, I'm going to make myself a nice mug of steaming hot tea, smoke spliff and chill for the rest of the evening, not negating a few pints and live music down town in the pub.
Til' later, spank your plank an' all that.
Celt