I'm also in the mood for dressing up in a modest, uncomfortable skirt, half slip and pantyhose underneath. No knees showing, of course! I want some shoes to go with it that pinch and cause bunions.
I thought I'd pair it with a button down shirt, buttoned down to the level that covers all cleavage, then 1 more button closed so the bros aren't tempted into having accidental sex interviews with me right on the spot. I miss these kinds of shirts because I spend all day trying to avoid letting the neckline choke me and the buttons from coming undone. That's why I wear a camisole underneath--just to be safe!
I feel like having a funeral type goth style party. We'll start out the evening by group chants and songs to a powerful ghoul and reading a horror short story about how he tortured and murdered his son. Then come the snacks and booze. We'll pass around 1 single whole grain cracker on a silver plate and a crystal goblet of low quality wine.
Unfortunately, the store's out of all of these things. What should I do?