What would happen if there was a WTBTS Board

by stillajwexelder 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    What would happen if there was a WTBTS Board -- you know like this but instead of being run by Simon but run by a Bethel SWAT team -- you know JR Brown, et al? Would it be shut down ? Would they refer the question to local elders .Woulds they send a theocratic SWAT team around if there was criticism of the WTBTS. I know it will not happen because Brooklyn would lose to muchg control - -but what if ?

    As usual apologies if this has been a thread like this before.

  • cypher50
    cypher50

    Here is an easy answer:

    All posters would be able to see all the information such as address, phone number, and picture of every other poster no matter what. If you didn't post after two days then someone would email you asking if you have been feeling alright. You would be required to post at 3 specific times a week (although they would say that you needed to meet 5 times) and all your posts would be screened by someone in the Service Committee in Brooklyn. If you posted something contrary to the moderators then you would be labelled a 'doubter' and subsequently banned (i.e. 'I think Christ might of been crucified on a cross' = ban)...

    You know, this could be a very fun topic :D.

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    Everyone would have to be assigned a moderator and clear any topics and replies through him. And it would be a HIM not a her. Single sisters would have to reply using only lowercase letters, no capital letters as a show of submission! You would be assigned a user name...you can't pick on yourself lest it be immodest or have some hidden meaning. A time clock would keep tract of how much time you spent on the site. A walking bibleman would come on after 30 minutes and tell you it was time to stop and go study your WatchTower! Maverick

  • Maverick
    Maverick

    Hey! What happened! This could be a lot of fun if y-all will add some of your own ideas to the pot!

    Where is Farkle when you need him? Maverick

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