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> Little Old Lady
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> There is a little old lady, who, every morning steps
> onto her front porch, raises her arms to the sky and
> shouts, "PRAISE THE LORD!"
>
> One day an atheist moves into the house next door. He
> becomes irritated at the little old lady, so every
> morning, he steps onto his front porch after her and
> yells, "THERE IS NO LORD!"
>
> Time passes with the two of them carrying on this way
> every day.
>
> Then one morning, in the middle of winter, the little
> old lady steps onto her front porch and shouts,
> "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I have no food and I am
> starving, provide for me, oh Lord!"
>
> The next morning she steps onto her porch and there
> are two HUGE bags of groceries sitting there. "PRAISE
> THE LORD!" she cries out. "HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES
> FOR ME!"
>
> The atheist neighbor jumps out of the hedges and
> shouts, "THERE IS NO LORD.
>
> I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"
>
> The little old lady throws her arms into the air and
> shouts, "PRAISE THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH
> GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR THEM!!"
Little Old Lady
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Meg
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stillajwexelder
Yes if someone wants to believe it just does not matter what one says to them -- but good joke