> >Dallas flight 111 was coming in for a landing when a combination of
> >mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start
plummeting to the ground
> >
> >The pilot feverishly worked his controls and finally the engines roared
> >back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!
> >
> >As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate
and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.
> >
> >Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline
> >came up to congratulate the pilot on his perseverance under extreme odds.
> >
> >As the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how
> >unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
> >
> >"Those aren't midgets," the pilot replied.
> >
> >"Those are Texans with all the sh*t scared out of them!"
Midgets!
by KKLUV155 2 Replies latest social humour
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KKLUV155
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Eyebrow2
hahah!
too funny...
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shamus
I have a support group for bi-sexual ex-Jehovah's Witness asian midgets. PM me if you want the address.