In the wake of the Exxon/Mobile deal and the AOL/Time
Warner implode, be aware of the next expected mergers
so that you can get in on the ground floor and make
some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in
2004
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers
join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as:
MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor,
UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become:
Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become:
Knott NOW!
That's all for now.....invest wisely!
Investment advice
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bebu
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Yerusalyim
Ok, those were pretty cute.
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Bebu:
Thanks so much for the investment tips!!! Very interesting.
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