Beer Study:
Yesterday scientists suggested that in consideration of the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look cutting back their beer consumption. Scientists discovered the female hormones while conducting a study in which 100 men were fed a case of beer within a one hour time period. The scientists observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. NO further testing is planned.