15 mins ago I was in the local night club. Remedies. And I think I've fallen head over heels in love with this chick. From Glasgow. With a full on Glaswegian accent. Blimey, good God, she was absolutely gorgeouss. Beautiful.
Not only did she have breasts to die for but the quickest tongue I've seen on a lass in a ruddy long while.
She oozed charisma, wit, high intelligenge, danced like a wild banshee on a hot plate, very intelligent, pretty, slim ahhhhhhhhhh.
The celt ponders.
Such beauty. Wowwwww!!
She said she liked my muscle. What ruddy muscle I ask? What the ruddy hec would she see in me? Huh?
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What more is there to be said, Scottish accents, like the Southern Irish, always pull my heart strings. God bless em cotton socks.
God did right creating women like that.
She knocked me right off my feet.
Advice needed on the next step.
Celt.