If the local Jdubs decided to enter a float in the 4th of July parade, what would it look like and what theme would it follow?
carmel aka minniemouse
Floating an idea!
by Carmel 3 Replies latest jw friends
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seeitallclearlynow
It might depict the library of a Boston Kingdom Hall, with the Android Elder Figures dressed up like early-American Tories, admonishing some guys dressed up like early American "Indians" that they must accept, and even enjoy, taxation without representation from their Motherland and King, to whom they owe unquestioning loyalty.
And they must dress more like Tories, and clean up all the tea.
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dustyb
the name of it would be, "Hey, after today we are going to get disfellowshipped because a parade is pagan, the 4th of July is a holiday, and the float is pagan! Sorry Jehoober"
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Nathan Natas
It would contain a huge Van deGraff generator to produce lightning bolts, and would have an impressive closed-circuit pumping setup to pump ocean of blood. JW actors dressed as "worldly people" would simulate having their eyes and tongues rot, and an actor dressed as the Pope would be subjected to a variety of humiliating supernatural torments. Standing spotless and untouched beneath a protective shield would be Joe and Suzie Dub, with their children John and Martha. Because he was not a witness, the family's dog would be impaled by a tree just outside of the protective dome. The "worldly" actors would wail and scream in agony, and the loudspeaker would carry the voice of Charles Sunutco saying, "...If we read the Watchtower..." over and over and over and over. Bicycles would fall into chasms.