ANOTHER Subversive Group..............(apologies if someone else already posted this_ An individual later discovered to be a public school teacher, was
arrested trying to board a flight at New York Kennedy airport today
while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule
and a calculator. Attorney general John Ashcroft believes the man is a
member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with
carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult,
indeed", Ashcroft said. "They desire average solutions by means and
extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute
value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and
"y", and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we
know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis
of medieval, with coordinates in every country. "As the great Greek
philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have
given us more fingers and toes."
Uh oh - another subversive group to watch out for (caution fluff)
by Makena1 2 Replies latest jw friends
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stillajwexelder
a square on the hypotenuse of a right-angle triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides QED and the charge on an electron is 1.602 x 10 ^ -19 coulombs and Avagadros numer is 6.0219 x 10 ^ 23 per mole -therefore Faradays constant by definition must be 96494 Coulombs per mole (just multiply the two numbers together)
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