Feel free to add a verse, for a laff, if you feel the urge. If you don't feel the urge, that's OK. If you're not laughing, why not? (philo now runs for cover)
Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it,
But don't do it, or you'll get judged
Weak ones who need, to plant seed do it, On the verge they urgently do it,
Don't do it, don't you get judged
Poor pioneers in Japan do it
Though they've rarely confessed
Polite and shy, it's no wonder why, they do it
Without getting undressed
Lions do it, lambs do it, especially horny ewes and rams do it,
But don't do it, Or you'll get judged
I'm sure DOs, in panty hoes do it
Though it shames 'em to know
Even Fred, at the Hall, does it
In an empty back row
There's much debate whether Knorr did it,
Though it's hard to know why,
But for sure, the whole upper floor, did it,
Or were bursting to try.
Watchtower briefs on the bar, do it
Quite outrage-ously
Regular dubs, getting their rubs, do it
But less litigi-ously.
Each holy crook in the book did it, King David sneaked a look and then did it,
So don't do it, Or you'll get judged
Sarah for rent didn't resent it,
And Rahab had a habit for sure,
But young Tamar, went far too far for it,
With her father in law
Gays in the first-century days did it, and in unmentionable ways did it,
So don't do it, Or you'll get judged
Bethel boys need subtle ploys, to do it
Don't complain about the noise of it,
Don't do it, Or you'll get judged
JW wives, all their lives do it,
As it's paying their due
Over spilt milk, some pile on guilt with it,
You can try that too
Serpents and doves, who fall in love, do it,
Rather innocently
Apostates with their mates, do it
The most convincingly
The book of acts keeps good tracks of it,
Paul went blind and lost the knack of it,
'Said, "don't do it, Or you'll get judged"
philo