My Grandmothers Funeral/memorial

by FirstInLine 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  FirstInLine

  My old JW grandmother passed away recently so I went to the Demon er dingdong i mean Kingdumb Hall for the memorial. And the dupes er fools I mean bafoons kept throwing the word truth around like 12 year olds say dude.

  Most of them assumed I was also a fellow dub. My grandparents are and my mom is so I guess its natural to assume full heredity of foolishness. (Sorry, they have been fooled so that makes them fools) Anyway I hadnt been around these people in so long and I was so much younger and naive when I knew the types that I never noticed just how completely ignorant they are. I mean I knew they were ignorant but -- damn. Some of the things they said to me assuming I was a fellow fungus.

  I mentioned to one that asked my occupation about being a prison guard and she was like

  "oh well thats good that they will have a witness. Its much better that they have a witness doing that job."

  And Im starring at her stunned now and she tries to explain further saying stuff like "oh yeah you cant trust those worldly people to do that job they are corrupt and do all sorts of bad things."

  So Im basically just trying to help her gets some of the words back up into her ass now where they came from, "So you are saying that a witness is better at being a prison guard than a non witness?"

  "Oh yes, exactly!"

  I wanted to say, actually I wouldnt want to be a prison guard with a witness. They would turn the other cheek while I was getting jumped 10 inmates so the witness can work there own cell block as far as Im concerned.

  But I just said "I really dont see how a person's religion would be relevant to their performance as a prison guard."

  and she said "You dont?"

  I said "No, I would prefer to simply have some one who has been properly trained, knows how to do their job and can do it with rapid efficiency."

  And her husband is nodding his head in massive agreement as Im laying down reality for the newborn JW expert on everything. And she staggers away with hubby, not quite sure why she feels like such an idiot.

  JWs and their supremacy nonsense just never ends. As soon as you think it cant possibly rear its silly little head it does once again.
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  talesin

  Welcome, First!

  full heredity of foolishness.

  you have a way of turning a phrase ... clever.

  So right on all points. It's sad to see so many living in such ignorance, w/o a clue.

  My condolences on losing your grandmother ((())).

  talesin
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  Richie

  First, This was so funny! I couldn't stop laughing the way you expressed yourself and reacted! LOL

  Richie :*)
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  FirstInLine

  Wouldnt the world be such a better place if everyone was like a JW.

  "Oh Im so glad we finally got a Lutheran in the white house. You know those catholics they cant handle executive positions. If Kennedy were only a protestant he would still be carrying around all his gray matter. That wicked man got what he deserved."

  "Oh you are soooo right. Just the other day my mailman told me he wanted to be a Lawyer but his guidance counselor told him that a baptist would be much better off as a mailman. Its a good thing he wasn't a Seventh Day Adventist."

  (btw I like JFK alot so I used him for satirical effect only, I happen to think he was our best president since Jefferson)
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  talesin

  ROTFLMAO

  "I'm so happy my Dr. is a JW. Now I don't have to worry about him trying to shove those nasty blood transfusions at me when I'm bleeding to death."

  tal
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  Sirona

  I wanted to say, actually I wouldnt want to be a prison guard with a witness. They would turn the other cheek while I was getting jumped 10 inmates so the witness can work there own cell block as far as Im concerned.

  Exactly. I doubt a dub would survive in such a job - in fact, I doubt they'd even get such a job. There are rigorous interviews and role playing tests which reveal your attitudes etc. (at least here in UK - don't know about US)

  Sirona
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  Dansk

  FirstInLine,

  Sorry to hear about your grandmother. My wife and I have made a united decision in that whoever we know that dies as a JW - heaven forbid even our own daughters still in the Borg - we will NEVER, EVER set foot in a KH or go to a JW funeral ever again. We just couldn't sit through all that garbage!

  So Im basically just trying to help her gets some of the words back up into her ass now where they came from, "So you are saying that a witness is better at being a prison guard than a non witness?"

  "Oh yes, exactly!"

  JWs think they're the only people with any values - when the truth is their hypocrisy touches heaven.

  Ian