For like a year I've been talking about creating a witness related joke type website and worked on it a bit. Now that I'm having some time at work I wrote something for it and I just want to get an opinion if you think it's funny or if I need to hit the drawing board again and work on something else.
Young People Ask?
Simple Math Equations.
1.) How many months does it take after marrying in the truth do you have to stop calling your mate "Brother" or "Sister" so as to not get creeped out?
2.) How many minutes does it to determine whether this is a spiritually uplifting thing or a deviously demented thing; when your artistically inclined child tells you their favorite picture is of the wicked being destroyed in the Revelation book?
3.) How many days did it take you wondering what was on the cover of the Revelation book before you finally broke down with a crayon and piece of paper to find out?
4.) Whenever the Elders went over Jesus' travels with the map inside the Greatest Man Book how many times did you find yourself humming the Indiana Jones theme and plotting out the course in red pen?
5.) How many hours did you tell yourself it was just a coincidence that Elders always told the congregation to loook up to Peter when he was the apostle most chastized for thinking he was greatest, was the first to stick his foot in his mouth, and at the first sign of trouble he denied he even knew the Lord? (JUST A COINCIDENCE)
6.) What is the average amount of hold in a drop ceiling tile that you counted during the hours of staring up during those long three day assemblies?
7.) How many daydreams did you have that terrorists would barge into the assembly and you were the only one who could stop them..."Yippie Kaiaye"?
8.) How long did it take you to dicern the incoherrent ramblings of the special speaker; an 80 year old annointed Bethelite with Down's Syndrome?
9.) How many hours did you spend dreaming up the perfect place to "do it" at the Kingdom Hall/Assembly Hall so no one would know contrasted with the hours spent dreaming up the perfect place to "do it" at the Kingdom Hall/ Assembly Hall so EVERYONE would know?
10.) Number of times you wished a hot member of the opposite sex would actually listen to comedians endless advice and answer their door naked?
So Yay or Nay, is this funny?