You too could be a very happy Jehover's Witness!!!

by Elsewhere 9 Replies latest jw friends

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  Elsewhere

  All you have to do is:

  • Believe everything the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society tells you
  • Do everything the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society tells you
  • Don't do anything the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society tells you not to do
  • Do not question anything about Watchtower Bible and Tract Society or what it teaches

  If you think you can do all of these thing, then you would likely make a very happy and sucessful Jehover's Witness!
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  Funchback

  Adding:

  Hear words (whether truth or lies) about the WTS that show them in a good light...this is positive.

  Shun facts (such as child abuse cover-ups, UN scandal) said about the WTS because they are negative.
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  Puternut

  Elsewhere,

  I agree, and if you are deep in the pocket to afford a shrink to help you with this, you will also ensure yourself a place in spiritual paradise.
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  WildHorses

  You too could be a very happy Jehover's Witness!!!

  only if I were brain-dead.
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  Dawn

  How about I keep my freedom and my open mind and just be happy
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  darkuncle29

  You too could be a very happy Jehover's Witness!!!

  Nope. I'd rather go pray to some nads.
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  Mary

  All you have to do is: Believe everything the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society tells you Do everything the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society tells you Don't do anything the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society tells you not to do Do not question anything about Watchtower Bible and Tract Society or what it teaches LOL! Maybe they should put that on the back of the Watchtower in place of: Would You Welcome A Visit?
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  Thunder Rider

  Don't forget the free home-labotomy kit!
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  franklin J

  (smiling politely) ( firmly closing door)

  "No thank you, I am not interested"

  Been there, done that.
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  itsallgoodnow

  That pretty much sums it up. Wish I knew all that before I got baptised.