If The Watchtower Society Outsourced Its Writing Staff

by gitasatsangha 3 Replies latest social humour

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    New Titles By the FDS for other religions

    Theravada Buddhism:
    "Reasoning from the Tipitaka"

    Islam:
    "You Can Live Forever in a Paradise Staffed With Naked Virgin Women"

    Hinduism:
    "Sing Praises to Vishnu. And Shiva. And Brahma. And Kali. And Durga. And Vishnu's Avatars. And Ganesha. And Laxmi. And Agni. And..."

    Lakotan Religion:
    "Listening to the Great Spirit"

    Vodun:
    "The Secret of Zombie Happiness"

    Sikhs
    "Questions Young Turban Wearing People Ask"

    Jim Jones Cult
    "How Red Koolaid Can Save Your Life"

    Atheism:
    "Mankind's Futile Search for God"

    Mahayana Buddhism
    "The Nations Shall Know That I Am Avalokiteshvara. How?"

    Ellian Gonzalez Cult:
    "The Createst Cuban Kid Who Ever Lived"

    Radical Islam:
    "The TNT Loaded Vest That Leads To Eternal Life"

    Jainism:
    "There Isn't A Creator Who Cares About You"

    Vampire Cults:
    "How Blood Can Save Your Life And Lower Your Waistline"

    American Deism:
    "Commenary on the Letter of Thomas Paine"

    French Revolutionary Deism:
    "Draw Close To the Supreme Being, Or Else"

    Burned Out Hippies:
    "Making Your Communal Life Happy"

    Native American Church:
    "My Book of Peyote Stories"

    Soto Zen:
    "Qualified to be Sitters"

    Wikka:
    "Aid to Nature Understanding"

    Tantra:
    "Kamasutra: It's Grand Climax At Hand"

    Zoroastrianism:
    "The Avesta: Ahazura Mazda's Word, Or Mans?"

    Catholicsm
    "Your Purgatory, Getting the Best Out of It"

    Santeria:
    "Insight on the Orishas Vol 1"

    The Georgia State Public School System:
    "Life,How Did It Get Here. By 'Biological Changes Over Time', or Creation?"

    Stalinism
    "The Truth Shall Make You In Trouble"

    Church of the Subgenius:
    "Is There a Bob Who Cares About You?"

  • darkuncle29
    darkuncle29

    Those were good. A few could actually be workable titles, copywrite them.

  • SYN
    SYN

    I liked "The Kamasutra - It's Grand Climax At Hand!"!!!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    It should outsource to Blondie

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