Two Aspirin

by Meg 3 Replies latest social humour

  • Meg
    Meg

    > >>>A guy is out with buddies and has a few drinks and is feeling a little
    > >>>frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.
    > >>>
    > >>>He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets
    two
    > >>>aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
    > >>>
    > >>>She starts to choke, but recovers and asks - "What did you put in my
    mouth?"
    > >>>He says, "Two aspirin."
    > >>>She replies, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
    > >>>
    > >>>He says, - "That's all I wanted to hear".
    >

  • dh
    dh

    hahaha, too funny~!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    LMAO!

  • FirstInLine
    FirstInLine

    I am not married nor have I ever been, I figured I would get it eventually since you guys did. But wow it must have taken me a good 10 seconds.

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