After several years of trying to get my mother to get an e-mail account, I may have finally succeeded. She always backed off on the subject because "The Society" (bleh) has pronounced the internet as EVIL . I took the liberty to set up a free Yahoo account for her and I sent her explicit instructions on how to check her e-mail with minimal exposure to the EVIL internet. She seems to be excited about it and I hope we can communicate "guilt free" through e-mail. Wish me luck!
You MUST be an apostate! I can't believe you're leading your mother away from the Organization so sneakily. You know if you read your horoscope, before long you'll be a Satan-Worshiper.