jehovah shows he's humble and humbly allows Thor, a bulleye drop kick

by frankiespeakin 4 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    I mean they are both imaginary, so do you think this jehovah god, who is so jealous, so pouty, so insecure,, that he needs our worship to be made whole,, what did he do for the first part of eternity before he created anything, when he was without subjects to boss around. Sure seems like he's pretty whimpy!!! and needs to keep reassurring his ego,, pressuring people to worship him promising to listen to their prayers for victory over their enemies and lots of good food, and to some pardise earth everlastingly you name it he can give it to you if you worship him.

    Seems like he is so lonely that he needs all of your attention,,, I mean what a loser,,,LOL, he got to threaten people to worship him, come on I can only be so,,,, gulible! that's lame,,I admit I was pretty gulible for many years, I think this not a real god.

    I have even read in his "OWN WORD" that he likes to pick on persons way smaller than himself ((((((Bully!!!)))))). Runs around the heavens stomping his feet all macho and war like, like he's stomping grapes but, really,, its symbolic for people!!!!,,creepy isn't he,, what a sicko!!!,, dude,,,,Hitler was a saint in,, comparision,,, kicking anybody's bum smaller than his, just because they don't please him,,, scaring the living day light out of poor frightened people yelling:

    "I'm Jehovah of Armies!!!!"

    "I'm Jehovah of Armies!!!!"
    (If that's not a bully what is?)
    does he really care about people or are they like dirt, or earth to him???you be the jugde he's your imaginary jehovah.

    Like he's so important and everybody has to worship him or else they are toast.,,,, I don't know about you,,, but sometimes I feel good when a bully gets a taste of his own medicine. Now I don't like to see anyone suffer,, but,,, remember,, this is just imaginary,, so he really not suffering just imagining he is suffering,,I know for sure that, it has got to be the only way he will learn is that he gets a good taste of how it feels to be bullied,Why you ask? because:(oh did I mention I think he is stubborn too), his "word" says "he never changes" so he's not very reasonable is he?(LOL) don't exspect a open mind when trying to explain things to him his mind is made up from the begining of time.


    A good kick square in the bum oughta do it(LOL).Can you picture it in your mind? It's just an imaginary picture,, funny isn't it?.

    I mean even if he is the "true god" like he says he is, he can prove it, by simply showing us,, how really humbles he is,,, by deliberatly undergoing a,, thurough ass kicking by Thor.
    Then we can all see how humble this god "really" is,, let that be the test,,,and let the test begin,,, come on you big jehobubba step up to the plate,,,if he's humble I think he would do it.

    Try to picture this jeho-what-his-name bending over to humbly let Thor kick him square up the center, now that's what I call humble,,man I would be so impress with a genuine desplay of humility like that,, what a good will gesture on his part, why just think,, if this jeho god is willing to die for us surely he wouldn't mind having his ass getting kicked about to prove his love for us,,,.,,, and after he's proven his love,,,then maybe we should give him a pat on the back, or bow to him if that's what he wants so bad, or maybe just give him a trophy or a metal to pin on his hairy(white as clean wool) chest(LOL).He is cuddly I admit like a teddy bear.I'm mean he is a little bloody, and lymp or what ever it is you get when your a figment of the imagination and you get your ass brutally kicked by a superior god like Thor the ALmighty(LOL). You need a good imagination to see him all helpless and cuddly with the you-know-what kick out of him, he'll never need a laxitive again, judging from the power of Thor's kicks.


    And like Jesus said "love your neighbor as yourself",,,now maybe there are some around here who feel that,,,,, that applies to everbody except "jeho-bubba", but if we are suppose to imitate "jeho-bubba" and love our nieghbors just "like he loves them" well I just don't know???,, after all,, he kills them when they don't give him enough attention,, well I mean,,, this Jeho-bubba got to be pretty attention starved to kill for it...., I, I, just don't know if that really is a good idea do you? No wonder so many people feel it is alright to kill people if they don't beleive in your god, jeho-bubba, they are just created in his image after all and he set such a bad example that's what his follower do when they really follow him,, atleast ,,the real zealous ones. oh may jehovah be blessed!!

    Do you think he would get his backside kicked to an inch of his life by the likes of Thor the Mighty God of Thunder????It's all in your head,, come on you can picture it,,, but don't be afraid to laugh,,, or crack a little smile.

    Or what about some of these anglo gods, I bet they put a hurten on this
    Jeho-Bubba-Dubba-Do??? (Formerly JHWH tetragramma-oh-whatever now JBDD(LOL)

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    Well Thor does have that cool hammer.

  • frankiespeakin
    frankiespeakin

    Git,

    Maybe some one will do a take on Thor's hammer that would paint a picture in the imagination of jehovah getting his come up ins.

  • myownsaviorthankyoumuch
    myownsaviorthankyoumuch

    my eyes deceive me, i swear i read this post before with a different title [;)]

  • robhic
    robhic

    Frankie:

    You hit the nail square on the head! I read the bible later in life (last year to be exact) and instead of coming away with a better insight or understanding of religion and spirituality, I had the opposite reaction.

    After reading only a portion of the Old Testament I was pushed more in an agnostic direction than anything. How could a supposed supreme, loving creator be nothing more than a petty, small, insecure (as you said), vengeful, violent, mysoginistic, racist narcissist? For being so loving of the people he supposedly created he sure had/has a funny way of showing it. If there is a god, the one in the OT ain't it!

    If you didn't "walk in a way pleasing to the lord" then you were toast. You'd get killed, have your family killed, sold into slavery or had your life, in general, made a living hell. That's not "loving" in my book. Other than the few excruciatingly boring chapters such as Numbers, Deuteronomy and Leviticus where the impossible load of laws were imposed on the people, the OT reads like the life of a serial killer or head of an organized crime family!

    Another thread mused about how the bible would be reviewed today by today's standards. I don't see Barnes & Noble selling a book filled with sex -- incest, pedophilia, violent -- and killing -- genocidal, infanticidal, senseless -- like this book that has been revered for thousands of years. I agree with your reasoning, above.

    A "real' god who embodied the characterisitics of a loving person and parent wouldn't have required his "children" to be afflicted like they are/were. A good parent would punish to fit the crime. Disobedience by a child? Getting a slap or sent to your room is plenty.Stoning outside the gates of the city is a bit over-the-top. And the list goes on...

    Yes, I think that a god deserving of love (because it is earned, not entitled in my opinion) would have behaved a bit more maturely instead of the spoiled child routine. A "real" god would kick his ass because he would embody the character of a reasonable person not a megalomaniac with phsychotic, uncontrolled outbursts. Thor is a good choice although I think any number of so-called gods and supreme beings over the years could handle things quite well, too. I like the way you think!

    Robert the Heathen

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