Come with me as we snoop on a secret meeting taking place at a
Steambath outside St.Petersburg -Russia.
Speakers:
Vladmir Putin President of Russia
Ivan Secret Bomber 1
Alexander Secret Bomber 2
Boris Secret Bomber 3
Putin: Welcome to our special meeting comrades.
Ivan: We thought you forgot about us.
Alexander: It's been tough staying out of sight.
Putin: Your loyalty has been appreciated- I would have never been
elected without your help. I hope you have been enjoying your
leisure. Unfortunately, I have one more job for you.
Boris: We figured as much. Do you have more buildings to blow up.
Putin: Kind of. Actually thousands of buildings all at once.
Ivan: That would be a nightmare. Where are we going to get that
much explosives?
Alexander: Do we even have a thousands structures worth blowing up
in Russia?
Boris: Are you still trying to keep the Chechen Terrorism scare
alive?
Putin: Yes in a way. But I want to convince the West - the
Americans - that they should give up their goal of dominating the
world. If they proceed down the Missile Defense path we will sink
into the background. We have to redirect their attention.
Alexander: And you're going to do this by bombing some buildings.
Putin: I have in mind a new "Manhattan Project". The first
Manhattan Project produced the atomic bomb. This Manhattan Project
will teach the Americans that they are vulnerable in a way that
they can't defend.
Ivan: Are you suggesting that we explode a nuclear bomb in New
York?
Putin: Of course. It will be a disaster that will dampen their
spirits. It will knock them off of their leadership pedestal.
Alexander: You will start a nuclear war! You can't be serious.
Putin: Who are the Americans going to punish? It will be
attributed to terrorists. No return address.
Ivan: It will kill millions of people...
Putin: Yes. But, they are necessary casualties of a very real war
we are fighting and losing. How many Russians have already died
because we are being sidelined as a world power?
Boris: So who will be blamed for this explosion?
Putin: All terrorists will be suspect. None will come forward to
claim responsibility. We will be outraged too. At the same time we
will call attention to our vigorous effort to combat Chechyan
terrorism. One of the added benefits is that we will be flooded
with help to get our economy going. That is the best protection to
keep our weapons out of the hands of terrorists.
Alexander: How can we get a bomb into the United States?
Putin: We took care of that years ago. Your job will be to place
it where it will do the most damage - probably not far from the
financial district.
Boris: Are you asking us to die?
Putin: No you won't be anywhere near the bomb when it goes off.
Here are the complete plans. Good Luck to You and all of Russia.
"When you catch sight of the disgusting thing causing desolation
standing where it shouldn't - flee - for then there will be a great
tribulation."