Living your life by the bible

by Pleasuredome 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    On her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, she views homosexuality as an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot condone it under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet.

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    Dear Dr. Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

    I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Law and how to follow them.

    1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

    4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?

    Why can't I own Canadians?

    5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

    6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

    7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

    8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

    9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

    Your adoring fan,
    James M. Kauffman, Ed.D.
    Professor Emeritus, University of Virginia

  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow

    That response is great - hilarious. So glad you posted that.

  • new light
    new light

    Awesome. Just awesome

  • darkuncle29
    darkuncle29

    This is good.

    What if you tweak the idea a little..

    Living your life by the Koran.

    ...interesting eh? Didn't some famous dead guy once write "a rose by another name" or similiar?

  • CountryGuy
    CountryGuy

    President Bartlet, on The West Wing, said something similar to this when a Dr. Laura type person was pushing this issue on the show. Loved it then, love it now.

    CountryGuy

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    ah yes, Pleasuredome, I thought this of you all along. You are homosexual, ;)

    :P

    Sirona

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    ROFL....

  • Sentinel
    Sentinel

    I really enjoyed reading this post. Thanks!

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim

    How many times are we going to post this? I personally like Dr Laura, I don't agree with her all the time, but most of the time she makes damn good sense...I'm glad to see people standing up and taking a moral stand. I don't condone homosexuality either....nor do I condemn it...just as I don't condone fornication nor adultery...geezh...more on this in another thread.

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