Unsubstantiated rumour

by philo 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • philo
    philo

    Repost.

    About 1997 I was told (on the quiet) by an ex-district overseer with ‘Bethel contacts’, that there had just been a meeting of District Overseers at London Bethel. The theme of the meeting was Post Armageddon Communications, no less. If communications were knocked out, they would have to be quickly re-established or else the WTS would lose control of the surviving skeleton population. He mentioned satellites specifically but when I tried to ply him for more information he clammed up, seeming to regret his indiscretion. I was pretty apathetic to the truth then, and I think he was trying to gee me up with a sense of imminence of the Final Day, but he only succeeded in making me ask more questions of myself about WT authority and control.

    Has anybody else heard about this plausibly ridiculous meeting? I suppose there would have needed to be a satellite specialist in attendance. Perhaps the WTS have recently started their own secret space program, and have converted a couple of ex-astronaughts into JWs.

    To even be thinking along these lines in a post-armageddon scenario opens up even more urgent questions like:

    What does the WTS do about uncrewed oil tankers on autopilot heading all over the oceans?
    What would they do about active but unmanned nuclear power stations?
    Or JWs having open heart surgery, waking up with their insides OUT and no surgeon.

    The point is, either the meeting would have to consider the responsibilities of world rule on-a-plate, and work up some massive scenarios, or they should never have even considered the meeting -- leave it to Jehovah to sort out.

    So, did you hear this rumour?

    Philo

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Philo,

    Nope, I just kept hearing that vultures had been seen in the London area.

    I think that they are now referred to as politicians.

    Englishman.

    ..... fanaticism masquerading beneath a cloak of reasoned logic.

  • Maximus
    Maximus

    Been to lots of meetings with DOs and COs. Mmmm, this one's off the charts.

    We used to call it "cracking up." Happens all the time. Englishman might describe it as "going 'round the bend."

    Maximus

  • Kent
    Kent

    He mentioned satellites specifically

    Yeah, sure! The idiots up in the IBSA House knows all about satellites! The Window Cleaner University teaches them all about such things.

    Maybe Jehovah decided to teach them - on the other hand - why would this asshole of a god destroy his faithful morons communications in the first place!

    This is a fantastiv example of shit in every chain of the lack of thinking.

    First we have a so called "god", which some people around wants to call Jehovah. A crazy lunatic, a perverted moron, a dim asshole that doesn't know shit what he's doing. He's supposed to have "inspired" the Bible, which lots of brainded people around actually believe is this "god's" words. When he's to explain his words, he makes an ass of himself, every time.

    The same god loves partys, and he loves disguises. Quite often he manages to fine some people even more stupid than he is himself, and nakes them believe the Bible is "inspired by him". All good, but when these people finds the book is full of shit - they keep on believeing it has to be true because som crap-god allegedly said it was true!

    That brings us to the Watchtower, which has the spesific blessing of this asshole - excuse me - Jehovah. Being the complete, powerless, brainless, dimwitted pervert he is, Jehovah decided to be editor of the Watchtower, explaining his prophecies - and making the Jehovah's Witnesses look bad.

    Honestly, folks. Farkels thread
    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=6901&site=3
    tells us all we have to know of this kind of lack of brains. Rick's drivel is just the same shit as spewed out by the Watchtower, and the CO's or DO's or what ever is just the likes of YouKnow, Yadirf or any other braindead moron walking the earth.

    Some people were offended when I said the Witchpower Hot-Shots wre no Rocket Scientists - well - maybe I will have to change views now.

    ROTFL

    Yakki Da

    Kent
    Daily News On The Watchtower and the Jehovah's Witnesses:
    http://watchtower.observer.org

  • Roamingfeline
    Roamingfeline

    Kent, calm down and have a drink man.. that anger will eat ya up!

    RCat

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