You know you're living in 2004 when...

by Larry 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Larry
    Larry

    You know you're living in 2004 when...
    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
    6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business-like manner.
    7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidental! dial "9" to get an outside line.
    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
    12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
    13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
    14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
    "friends."
    15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
    except to send you jokes from the net.
    16 You are too busy to notice there was no #9
    17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
    18. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at your self.
    Finally, you forward this to your friends

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    LOL as I email this to everbody

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    How about, you sit down in a movie theater and reach for the seat belts?

  • RubyTuesday
    RubyTuesday

    Very good!!

    I swear I saw this....a bum walking down the street talking on a cell phone.

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    When you forgot what these guys did and who they are?

  • bebu
    bebu

    Drat.

    Those were true.

    bebu

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