Proof at last WTBTS makes you sick !!!

by Nadsam 8 Replies latest social humour

  • Nadsam
    Nadsam

    Date : Nisan 10, 2004

    Location : South Africa

    Test : Does the WTBTS make you sick

    Test Subject : Nadsam (see profile)

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    Test 1(a) : Siting on KH type chair paging through Watchtowers & Awakes February 2004 through to April 2004......pulse 126, Blood pressure 190/110.

    Test 1(b) : Lying on Sofa paging through Hustlers February 2004 through to April 2004....pulse 72, Blood pressure 120/80.

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    Test 2(a) : Refusing to drink wine and eat Crackers at party eating fish pastries instead...vomitting .

    Test 2(b) : Drinking red wine and crackers at party....perfect nights rest and stomach feeling better.

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    Test 3 (a) : Dialing KH number by mistake...depression followed by rage followed by suicide watch.

    Test 3 (b) : Dialing XXX number by mistake....excitement, followed by laughter and feeling cheerful.

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    Finally conclusive proof that exposure to WTBTS material, philosophy at home or at KH's can make you depressed, angry, suicidal, near to stroke and make you vomit !

    This fact based test brought to you by...

    Nadsam, your friendly neighborhood APOSTATE.

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  • DevonMcBride
    DevonMcBride

    Good one.

    Devon

  • 4JWY
    4JWY

    The Russian government believes you that the WTBTS makes you sick!.

    Check the latest at www.watchtowernews.org

    ( the post from 3/30: Church Hails JW Ban in Moscow)

  • Faraon
    Faraon

    4JWY,

    I think that the link you gave us is incorrect. I did not get anything from it, but I think that the correct link you refer to is http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,9140483%255E1702,00.html

  • 4JWY
    4JWY

    Faraon:

    You are correct, thank you. I'm not proficient on the computer yet and I thought that was how it could be pulled up. Gotta learn to do all the things I see others do here. BTW - cross reference the JW's Banned in Russia thread where another so kindly posted it too on my behalf.

    4JWY

  • itsallgoodnow
    itsallgoodnow

    high blood pressure, I believe that! I suggest sending a few posts on JWD after each exposure to the WTBTS, which has been proven to bring blood pressure back down to normal.

  • iiz2cool
    iiz2cool

    You're definitely right about the blood pressure. I have a BP monitor at home, and sometimes my reading was 155/115 when I came home from the meetings. Now that I left the cult it's normal, and my doctor took me off the blood pressure medication.

    Walter

  • Faraon
    Faraon

    4JWY,

    BTW - cross reference the JW's Banned in Russia thread where another so kindly posted it too on my behalf.

    I don't think it's in all of Russia. I think this only applies to the city of Moscow.

    Faraon

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