I just thought, mmm, no-one invited me to the memorial nor even told me when it is. So, I could ring Br. or Sis. Guiltcomplex while they are out and leave a message on their answerphone,'' Hello there, I was wondering when is the memorial this year?, I've called a few numbers but no answer!''
No, I won't really do it, but it would be a very naughty trick to play wouldn't it?
Meat Pie/Shirley.