This appealed to my vanity. I was looking for something on the site, so I Googled "Englishman" and it came up with this.
Seems quite apt....
The Englishman
by G.K.Chesterton
- St George he was for England,
- And before he killed the dragon
- He drank a pint of English ale
- Out of an English flagon.
- For though he fast right readily
- In hair-shirt or in mail,
- It isn't safe to give him cakes
- Unless you give him ale.
- St George he was for England,
- And right gallantly set free
- The lady left for dragon's meat
- And tied up to a tree;
- But since he stood for England
- And knew what England means,
- Unless you give him bacon
- You mustn't give him beans.
- St George he is for England,
- And shall wear the shield he wore
- When we go out in armour
- With battle-cross before.
- But though he is jolly company
- And very pleased to dine,
- It isn't safe to give him nuts
- Unless you give him wine.
Cool, eh?
Englishman.